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Dating advice for loners

We were a wreck when we thought they might discontinue Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Love, Eat24 Dear Eat24, I’ve been dating this woman for a year and want to ask her to move in with me. I want to send out some “feelers” before I actually ask. Tips Appreciated, Considerably Overwhelmed Dear TACO, We definitely understand what it’s like to be a giant ball of nerves. I don't mean to be that way, I'm just selective about who my friends are. And I also catch him looking at me from time to time.

But if you really love him then datinb you should just wait for them to come out of their comfort zone.

With the ladies, with the gentleman, with the inflatable pool toys we keep in our kitchen. Dear Eat24, I went out on a date with someone and told a giant lie. Told an Outright Falsehood, Unfortunately Dear TOFU, Go on another date and complain how your day was really stressful. Start by asking what she’d think of mixing her spices with yours.

We’ve got the moves that make the living and the inanimate swoon. We want to help you bring your pimp hand to a higher level. My date was a highly driven entrepreneur, so I said I was a Senior Engineer at a big tech company. We aren’t computer magicians, but we know the sorts of things they say when their spells don’t work. Just a word of caution though: Do not get sexy after mixing your spices–cayenne can cause problems.

When your date begins eating, lower your voice and confess your lie to the symphony of crunches. Tell them you’re writing a novel full-time now and couldn’t be happier. Once you’re feeling a little more confident, you can try anthropomorphizing items around the house. Love, Eat24 Dear Eat24, I started talking with someone online recently and am finally going to meet them in person next week.

But they didn’t, and our life has been getting better ever since.

Bored, Lonely, & Tense Dear BLT, We’ve been on a lot of dates and know how awkward they can be, especially when you’re a royal we and keep ending up on dates with pronoun-normative people (those #$*&%@ at e Harmony are so closed-minded).

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